From the recording Rusty Strings

Lyrics

Welcome to my funeral
see all there is to see
you needed proof now see me here, next person in line please.

Welcome to my funeral and I see all that I've done
no matter the consequences, I'd do it all again I remember it being fun.

Welcome to my funeral, funny I don't remember you
Give me a second, yes I do, tell me sir how do you do?

but I, can guarantee
that I, will keep this memory
as I, get lowered slowly

Welcome to my funeral it's funny how things just change
You never liked me while I was alive, there is no need to pretend.

Welcome to my funeral and I wish I had a little more time
But they closed the lid and carried me off, come with me on my last ride.

Welcome to my funeral and I hope that you enjoyed the show.
I'll try to, but I don't think I can, see I'll end up down below.

but I, can guarantee
that I, will keep this memory
as I, get lowered slowly